Weight loss improves memory. It also improves your sex life, apparently.
There are various new application methods of Viagra, including Viagra gum. It's minty.
Catholics use contraceptives? (There are so many jokes, here...I don't need any more religious demerits, so, I will refrain)
Don't try and use this very famous painting of a very hairy lady as your Facebook profile pic. Mainly because if someone thinks it's you, you'll never get a date.
A teacher encourages a classroom full of students to chastise a fellow student. At least it wasn't on Facebook?
CLT: A Charlotte family with a bunch of kids will make an appearance on ABC's GMA, Thursday. I would love to be on GMA, but not if I have to have 4 kids at once.
Kobe Bryant is a flagrantly foul...whatever other "F" words you can come up with! And, it will cost him $100,000...which will REALLY teach him!
This time, the small child was served alcohol at Olive Garden. It was a different kid, and he got sangria. I think the kid who ordered the margarita got a better deal?
They are going to do WHAT with Knut, the polar bear who captivated our hearts?
Don't worry, you're never sleeping alone. There are little friends all over your pillow, all the time. Doesn't that make you feel good?
CHI: People are trying to scalp tickets to a new restaurant with a BIGTIME Chicago chef for $500+++! That is a lot of McDonalds french fries. Just saying...
CHI: THIS is the photo of a woman that sent two Chicago policemen to the hospital? THAT lady?
Are you attracted to men with a particular profession!? Men in uniform. They get me out of speeding tickets. However, there's nothing like a hot fireman...
Coca Cola recipe has been LEAKED! Now you can make the bubbly beverage yourself. However you may be missing ONE ingredient. Not everyone has cocaine lying around!
Should you be allowed to video the birth of your child? C'mon. I'd be the one giving birth and I wouldn't want to see my va-jay jay like that! However, it's your peroggative and your vahina, for that matter!
Want to marry a millionaire? Just follow these simple steps. Honestly, if it was that easy don't you think everyone would do it? I mean I'm all ears...
Are you still Facebook friends with your exes!? I mean, it's kind of easy to stalk without being noticed. Unless you have that creepy software, in which case you're S.O.L!
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