Would this be an appropriate time to tell someone, "Pick your battles,
friend"...?  Although these may be the things we WANT to say when our order is
screwed up (again), it's probably not the best idea to act it out.

Mostly because you look completely unhinged & the employers will spit in
your Frosty.

And begins my obsession with smoothies.  

Healthy, low-calorie & I felt really satisfied/full after having them for lunch on Saturday and brekkie on Sunday.  This recipe makes (2) servings and after researching, you can put the other 1/2 in an air-tight container and save it for the next day :)

Full disclosure, it smelled sort of weird (I believe I was quoted to say it "smelled like farts") but it was SUPER yummy!  I gotta thank my friend Jessica for this recipe.

2-3 Strawberries
1 apple
1 orange
1 handful of red grapes (I didn't have grapes, so I used blackberries instead)
2 inch banana
1 tbsp chia seed(optional)
8 oz water 
3-4 ice cubes
Fill rest of blender with spinach leaves

Preppy-prep

Don't be scared that it legit looks like salsa... it's GEWWWD!

I cannot handle stuff like this.  Much like how I hate prank phone calls or sh#t that is just awkward.  I gotta leave the room... so you can see how I was crawling out of my skin watching this Q&A portion of the Miss USA paegant.

Meet Marissa Powell, Miss Utah USA.

Her question was:

"A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families  with children, women are the primary earners yet they continue to earn less than  men. What does this say about society?"